Month: August 2007

Getting ready

Today was the day of “trying to wrap my head around the new school schedule that begins next week.” Last night was the night of “nearly hyperventalating in panic at the thought of all the things that our family needs to accomplish in the next 9 months.” Fortunately it occured to me that in order to get everything done I just need to put everything on the calendar and worry about it when I get there. Now is not the time to be fretting over shipping books. Now is the time to be making sure that there is a book to ship. So I decided that I’m not allowed to stress over anything beyond September 30. One month’s worth of things is plenty.

Tomorrow I’ll be going school shopping. Last year I was very smug in the fact that I didn’t have to do any school shopping because I’d been keeping track of clothing inventories and planning ahead by going to the thrift store. This year I forgot to plan ahead. Now I’m wondering why I didn’t do some of this back in June when I was fretting over having a long summer full of nothing. Whatever the reason I didn’t get it done and tomorrow I must shop. I’ll be starting at the thrift store because money is tight again. It does that when we go a whole year without releasing a new book.

School starts on Tuesday. I have many things to do to get ready.

The Deep End of the Pool

I think this writing group thing is like swimming. Everyone does some flailing and splashing and swallowing water. I actually do know how to swim. I know how to give and receive critiques. My techniques may need some polishing, but I’ve got the basics. But I’m like the child who swims great where she can touch the bottom, but panics when thrown into the deep end. The depth of the water below doesn’t change the mechanics of swimming at all, but knowing that the water is deep is scary.

By joining this writers group, I’ve jumped into the deep end of the pool. All of these people have been focused on writing-as-a-career for longer than I have. They’ve all had prior experience with writer’s groups. They’ve been to writers camps. Some of them are published novelists with agents and careers on the go. Every week I’m excited just to get to read what they’ve written. These are high-caliber writers. I’ve definitely jumped into the deep water.

I just need to remember that I know how to swim. I can do this as long as I can stop being afraid.

In the deep end it’s sink or swim. I don’t intend to sink, so I need to calm down and swim.

Writing Group week 2: Return of the emotional mess

I was feeling pretty good as I drove down to writers group. I remembered how the first time I do a new thing, like a new school schedule, it always knocks me flat. But the second day is always better. This was my second writers group, so I walked in expecting to feel more comfortable. I did.

The critique of my submission was first. Every comment was encouraging. Even the comments that were telling me about problems still made me feel good about my skill as a writer. I was talking and interacting and having a chance to discuss my story with people who liked it. I was relaxed and having fun. Unfortunately, one of the other things I was doing was arguing with the critiquers about what they were saying. The point of submitting for critique is to listen, not to try to convince everyone else that I’m right. I don’t think I was bad or blatant about it, but I was definitely arguing. This issue is a hot-button for one of the other writers. He finished his critique by pointing out what I was doing and how it made the people critiquing feel. (Should note that he later apologized for saying this in front of everyone else. In fact, he apologized twice.)

I wanted to crawl into a hole. I’d though I was doing well. But suddenly I knew I’d been breaking one of the unwritten rules of a writer’s group. It wasn’t my fault. It is a common newbie mistake to make, but I began second guessing everything I had said and done for the whole evening, trying to figure out if I’d done anything else wrong. To my alarm, my eyes began to water. The last thing I wanted to do was cry in front of my writer’s group. If arguing is a newbie mistake, then bursting into tears is definitely one as well. I tried to bottle up the emotion to deal with later. I tried to focus on the task at hand. It didn’t work. My eyes kept leaking. So then I did the classic hide-behind-the-hair technique that is one of the benefits of having long hair. That didn’t improve things much either. I was crying and I couldn’t pretend that I wasn’t. It only took me a few minutes to realize that I’d definitely passed the threshold where no one else noticed. It is hard not to notice when someone four feet away from you is hiding behind their hair, sniffling, and wiping her eyes. I fled to the bathroom.

Mortified is a good word to use here because it implies that the embarrassment is so severe that one wants to die. I mean the word has “mort” right there in it. I didn’t want to die, but the veneer of being a stable, capable, professional writer had surely shattered and died. I might be able to pick up the pieces and glue it back together, but it would take days. I did not want to go back out into that room. I wanted to go home and curl up into a tiny ball. But if I went home I knew that putting myself back together would take much longer. This was a get-right-back-on-the-horse situation. Also I was certain that the other people in the group were feeling variously uncomfortable knowing that I was hiding in the bathroom crying. They kept going and critiquing. I could hear their voices in the other room. I was so glad they kept going, that my little outburst wasn’t derailing the event for everyone. Besides, in order to go home I’d have to go to the room with all the people in it to get my car keys.

One way or another, I was going to have to face everyone. I splashed cold water on my face. Seeing my own face in the mirror made me want to hide a little longer. Why is evidence of crying so hard to hide? Red-eyed or not, I had to get back out there. So I did. And it was fine. I think I contributed some useful commentary. I didn’t do any more crying. But I did continue to second guess every word that came out of my mouth. It was this little cycle of needing to contribute, then speaking. Then wondering if I’d said something wrong or if my joke would be taken the wrong way and retreating into silence. I wanted to make jokes and break the tension I was feeling, but humor is sharp. So often it requires someone to bleed so that everyone can laugh. I did not want to make anyone else feel bad or hurt. I did make a couple of jokes and then worried that they’d been too sharp. Sometimes other people made jokes and the room filled with laughter. That made me feel glad and more comfortable.

When the critique time is over, the group sits around and just talks for awhile. I knew I had to say something. Trying to pretend that I hadn’t broken down would not help me figure out why it happened and how not to do it again. Besides, my break down was an elephant in the room. I was the only one who would dare to mention it, but I suspected that everyone would feel better if the elephant was discussed openly. I knew I would. So I started by apologizing for making everyone uncomfortable. We then had a good discussion about the purpose of critique groups and accepting and giving critiques. There was lots of good information there which I hope I’ve now absorbed.

Then it was time to go home. I finally got to curl up in a ball and cry. I cried for embarrassment. I cried because I’d been weak in public. Surely I’m old enough now to not need to flee to a bathroom and cry. I cried because I felt like an idiot. I cried because it was stupid for me to be so upset over such a small incident. There were other things too. Lots of little things that I apparently had to cry over separately. Fortunately I have Howard. He makes things better.

I’m going back to the Writer’s Group next week. I’m not convinced that a writer’s group is the right choice for me. I never have been. But I can’t tell whether that opinion is just my fear speaking, or if it is actually logical. The only way for me to find out is to keep going to a writer’s group until it is like comfortable old clothes. Then I can decide on the value of the clothes to me. I could not find a better writer’s group than this one. I would be an idiot to give it up. I will get comfortable eventually. Once I do, I don’t think I’ll want to leave anymore. The only way to get there is to take the next step. So I take a big breath and keep walking. Even when I want to curl into a ball.

Patches’ Preschool Openhouse

This morning was Patches’ preschool open house. I told him it was coming first thing this morning. He got himself dressed all the way to socks, but then told me he would put on his shoes when it was time to go. We then had a series of conversations. They were all really short, just a quick exchange in between other things. During these conversations Patches determined that he would be getting a special bag just for preschool. He planned that he would keep it all year and then give it back at the end. I told him that he got to keep the bag after Preschool was over. He liked that. Then he commented that 4-year-olds go to preschool, but 5-year-olds can go to preschool and regular school. But he will only go to regular school after he is done with preschool. Then he talked about how I will stay with him at the Open House today, but that on the first day of preschool he will stay and I will say goodbye. Then Patches talked about how his best friend will be in his class. Then we talked about how there will be some play time and some class time. There were half a dozen more topics that we covered.

When we arrived at the Preschool, the room was full of people, most of them adults. Patches was unprepared for that and hung back. But only a little coaxing got him to pick out his school bag. Then one of the teachers gave him a cookie and that was the end of nervousness. He played happily for the rest of the time.

As we left the Preschool, Patches again covered several of the topics that we’d discussed before. I realized that Patches was pre-planning in the same way that I do. He was rehearsing ahead of time so that he knew how to act when Preschool day arrived. I listened to this and realized that this must be how I was as a child. I was neither Jump-right-in Gleek, nor hang-back-afraid Link. I was think-it-through-in-advance Patches. These are only descriptions of tendencies. All of my kids have fearful moments and they all have plan-ahead moments. It is good for me to see the tendencies as what they are so that I don’t have to worry too much about them.

Anxiety Revisited

I’ve mentioned before that Link is a very anxious person. I was worried for awhile that he might be headed for an anxiety disorder. Then a friend pointed out to me that the definition of a “disorder” is when the behavior interferes with other things that you want to do. Link frequently feels fearful about things, but doesn’t have difficulty over-riding that fear if there is something he really wants to do. Then last week I talked to Link’s cub scout leader. The only difference she saw between Link and the other boys is that Link approaches new things with fear and caution, while the others feel excitement and interest. Link learns to do things in spite of his fear and grows into the excitement. The other boys are often so excited that they have mishaps and have to learn some healthy caution. It was an interesting and relieving way to look at Link.

This week I also had some time to examine my own thinking. I realized that I also approach new things with caution. My caution does not manifest as fear, it manifests as pre-planning. When I know a new thing is coming, I form multiple contingency plans to deal with it. I pre-plan everything from conversations to road trips to book mailings. Sometimes the pre-planning is as simple as forming an opening sentence while I’m dialing the doctor’s office. Other times the pre-planning is as complicated as printing bazoodles of maps and putting together a book of them for an outing. Somehow all the pre-planning hems the new experiences in and makes them feel safer.

I had not noticed this tendency about myself because I spend the majority of my time going places I’ve gone before and doing things I’ve already done. The only pre-planning that I need for a grocery trip is a list of things to buy because I know exactly where I’m going and how it will all work. Most of my conversations are with people I’ve talked to before. I’ve lived in the same house for 9 years and have developed a very happy comfort zone. Only lately I’ve begun branching outside that zone. I’ve begun doing more new things. And as I face these new things I enter I heightened state of readiness. I am tenser, more alert, more ready to respond should a crisis present itself. I am anxious. I am like my son.

Interestingly, I was not a fearful child. I was more like Gleek whose first question is whether or not she can get there in one jump. But at some point I learned that actions have consequences and if I want to ensure good outcomes, I have to plan ahead. So in that way I am not like my son, but I’ve arrived in a similar place. Link is younger and hasn’t developed the tool of pre-planning to keep fear at bay. Perhaps he needs an entirely different tool, but I intend to make sure he acquires whatever tools he needs.

Identifying my pre-event planning as mild anxiety does a lot to explain the post-event-emotional-mess phenomenon that I’ve experienced. It is me coming down off of an extended adrenaline burn. It also explains the mid-convention nadir. I just can’t keep the adrenaline up for multiple days without having an emotional crash somewhere.

I don’t think this realization changes my behavior any, but it does explain me to myself. It also helps me see that Link is doing just fine and perhaps I need to spend a little less time anxious on his behalf.

Why I dislike “group work”

When I was in school I always cringed when a teacher handed out an assignment that required working in groups. There are a few exceptions to this, but I still frequently feel that way when I’ve got a group project. I just figured out why. The needs of the project often conflict with the social needs of the group.

I am a project oriented person. I very quickly get a handle on a new project and have a clear picture of how things need to proceed to make the project a success. If I am in a position of control or leadership, I can just start handing out assignments to make sure that the project gets done right. That is one of the situations where I can enjoy a group project. Alternately I can enjoy group projects when I am very clearly not in charge and the project is being handled well. Then I am content to fulfill the smaller assignments. But sometimes I am not clearly in charge and the project is being mishandled. Then I have to weigh my need to not damage the social relationships within the group with my need to see the project done well.

When I was in school the issue was to not alienate my peers by seeming too smart or too controlling. Also I needed to not alienate my peers by leaning on them too hard to get their parts of the project done. It was a tricky balance at best. As I’ve grown the social relationships have grown a little more subtle, but the essense is the same. The more important the project, and the more important the relationships, then the higher my stress levels will be.

I almost always choose maintaining relationships over completion of projects.

Home again, Home again

I have just returned from my family reunion. It went well. Everyone had fun and we all had some good bonding time. The location was a set of storefronts that had been turned into a reunion center. The downstairs contained a rec room, an ice cream shoppe, a bunk room, and a living room area. Upstairs contained a kitchen, a dining area, a TV room, and 8 bedrooms. It was a neat location. Everywhere I looked there were reminders that I was in a small town and that the building was old. I liked that. I liked that the bathroom “locks” were all hook-and-eye arrangements. I liked that the glass was wavy. I liked the big 10 foot wide hallway with doors down the sides which was just begging for a ghost to come floating down it. Not that I actually wanted to see a ghost or be near one. It was just the right setting for one. That effect was greatly enhanced last night when a storm blew through and knocked out the power for about 4 hours. We got to spend the final night of the reunion telling stories and playing games by candlelight. I think that was my favorite part. It was interesting and exciting without actually being dangerous.

This morning we all got up and cleaned for two hours. This particular reunion center keeps prices low by asking that guests clean up after themselves. The cleaning wasn’t hard, but it was tiring. The drive home was made interesting by having to drive an hour down Logan canyon at 5-10 mph because we got stuck behind the truck that was painting new lines on the road. We hit additional traffic near Ogden because of an accident. So our 3 hour drive home was actually 4 hours long.

When we arrived home we discovered that turning off the AC may not be a good idea if you’re going to come home at 4 pm on a 95 degree day. It is definitely not a good idea if you’re going to accidentally leave two catfish fillets on the counter for the three days that you are gone. I suspect that having the AC on would not have helped much, but 90 degrees inside a house full of putrid dead-animal smell was a really unpleasant homecoming.

Febreze Spray is my new favorite cleaning agent. We used clorox and fans. We did all we could to make the smell gone, but hours later it still lingered. Then I grabbed the Febreze Spray and squirted it in the air all over the house. It is magic. It pulled the last putrid molecules out of the air or neutralized them in some way. I like the smell of “I’ve just cleaned” far more than I like “dead animal.”

So now I’m back. Tonight I’ll sleep in my own bed. And tomorrow I’ve got to start getting ready in earnest for the looming start-of-school. One week and counting.

Reunion Arrival

We’ve arrived at the reunion and the facility is much bigger than expected. Our group rattles around in here, which is a nice change for a reunion. Usually we spend 3 days crammed into one house tripping over each other’s feet. I’m still a little anxious though because the reunion isn’t really rolling yet. I’m worried that while this place is wonderful it is a bit of a financial stretch. We’ll see. Personally, I love it here. I would love to come back here again. And if we can get more siblings here that would be even better. It is nice to have a place where we’d love to have more of us rather than being glad that there aren’t any more.

But I’m tired now. Getting here and getting set up was a lot of work.

Class Placements

Every August I have to deal with the nail-biting issue of class placement. The teacher my child gets could be the difference between a wonderful school year and a disastrous one. It is not the only factor by far, but it is the one factor that affects all other factors. If I can not establish a rapport with my child’s teacher, that creates problems for the rest of the year. For some kids it doesn’t matter much. Kiki had a teacher in 3rd grade with whom I was never able to establish clear communication, but Kiki thrived that year. The teacher in question developed a good rapport with the kids and Kiki is highly motivated to seek teacher approval. The fact that I could not communicate effectively did not matter at all.

But this year my two kids in Elementary school are Gleek and Link. In both cases it is very important that I be able to communicate with the teacher. Link did not do well his first three years in school. During all of those years he had quiet female teachers close to retirement. I struggled to establish a rapport with each of these teachers, but never really managed to do so. Last year I met Link’s teacher and we were instantly on the same wavelength. She was young and energetic. We plotted together and Link had a great year. He finally closed up some of the lingering developmental gaps. Gleek has only had one year of Kindergarten. I liked Gleek’s teacher, but the teacher was very different from me in organizational and discipline styles. It made for an extremely rough start to Gleek’s Kindergarten experience. Toward’s the end of the year the three of us reached an understanding and it was working, but it took a lot of work to get there. I’d really like to skip the “extremely rough start” and jump right into the part where the teacher and I communicate well.

Today I got the placement letters for Gleek and Link. Gleek is in the class taught by my friend’s mother-in-law. From what I’ve seen and heard about this lady, she’s good. I was kind of hoping Gleek would get this teacher. It was really fun to call my friend and let her know. Link finally got placed with a male teacher. He’s been hoping for one for the past 2 years. I don’t know anything personally about this teacher, but I have good reports from my backyard neighbor. In short, I couldn’t be happier. Now I get to wait a couple of weeks until Open House when I get to practice my meet-and-greet skills to try to establish a rapport.

The Plan Has Been Revised…As Usual

The plan for today had me getting up early and hustling to get the car packed and all of us out the door to go to my family reunion. I was going to have to move really fast because there were things that I should have done earlier, but didn’t.

At 1 am this morning Patches got out of bed and asked for a pot. He then used the pot repeatedly.

We have a family reunion every year and almost every year someone has some variety of flu. I have frequently bemoaned the fact that it is usually my children who are the vectors for this stuff. We bring new and exciting illnesses to share with all my relatives. Whee. Usually the illness does not manifest until after we have arrived and it is too late to prevent passing it around. We had one extremely memorable reunion where 20 of us all spent 2 days sick simultaneously. This time we are forewarned.

This morning we called around to talk to everyone and ask opinons. Did we need to exile ourselves to prevent passing the bug along? Everyone agreed that taking an extra 24 hours to observe would be a good idea. So instead of running out the door today, I have an additonal day to get things done.

The consensus is that if no one new gets sick between now and tomorrow morning, then we’ll proceed with the reunion as planned. We think that this illness is “Con Crud” that Howard brought back from Comic Con. Several people in our household have had various digestive discomforts over the past week. Patches is more prone to full on stomach flu than anyone else in the family. So we think that Patches is just the last one to catch a fairly mild bug. The Comic Con theory would also explain why my kids always have new and exciting germs to share. My family typically holds their reunions a couple of weeks after Comic Con. This is just about perfect for Howard to bring stuff home, vector to the kids, and then we share with everyone else.

Some day I’d like to have an Owens family reunion with no illness attached. If that is totally impossible, at least I’d like someone else to be the vector. I’d be almost happy to bring kids home sick, knowing it is only my just due for the quantities of illnesses that I’ve inflicted on others.